title: i'm gonna find you at the end of the world
rating: R
fandom: stark trek xi
pairing: jim/bones
word count: 7,964
summary: five ways leonard mccoy could have met jim kirk. in which there is drinking, copious innuendo, a sexually transmitted disease, a Seat That Should Be Empty But Isn't, and a near shot through the heart.
disclaimer: i wish i was j.j. abrams.
notes: i don't live in 2258, and i'm also not a doctor, so I took some ~artistic liberties~ with this. hopefully nothing's too glaringly wrong. i started writing this
way back at the beginning of the summer, and i finally got my shit together and finished it the other day. i'm hoping to write more for jim and bones, now that my writer's block is (KNOCK ON WOOD) gone. i love them ever so dearly. ♥
( They sit next to each other on the shuttle and when Jim just looks at him like he's trying not to laugh as McCoy lists off all the ways they could die, painfully and gruesomely, in space, he knows it’s the beginning of a beautiful friendship. )